"...just too adorable and shows what big, wonderful imaginations kids (and this author) have!..." Eugenia Chu (May 17, 2018)
"...Hold on to your hats in this one because you're in for a ride. This story is full of twists and turns..." Sharon Coffey (February 19, 2018)
"A delightful book which invites the child listener on a romp through a sequence of wild imaginary consequences to choices. It stimulates both creative openness and the ability to follow the thread of an ongoing story line. My pre-school friend wanted to read and re-read it as soon as it came." Nancy Voigt Wedemeyer (February 09, 2018)
Hello! Welcome to Checkered Scissors, the website of author Doug Schwartz.
Doug's family-friendly fantasy stories are filled with hope and possibility. Using a simplistic style, he spins common words into abstract concepts. Doug blends ideas to develop colorful characters who find creative solutions to obscure challenges, resulting in adventures that are quirky, whimsical fun. Heavily influenced by British media, he draws inspiration from sources like Neil Gaiman, Monty Python, and Doctor Who, to name a few. Doug's unique style of writing compliments the works of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett.
Doug's books are available on Amazon and on this website under the 'Fiction' tab. Be sure to follow him on Facebook or Twitter.
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Spilt Milk? Fried Eggs? Why do I write about food? 2019-11-21 08:20:58
I have asked Jordan if she would consider doing the artwork for my next illustrated children's book, Yertle the Fried Egg. Who has two thumbs and writes a children's book to cope with his fear of a giant, flying fried egg? This guy!
After my editor suggested I find representation for my current WIP, Dad Time Stories, I am starting to query for agents. If anyone would like an early read of this, please send me message.
A client I freelanced for a while back has returned for more work. Three cheers for repeat work! Woo hoo!
I am still playing with ArtRage and the Wacom tablet. I have created another picture or two and am getting more used to using it. There are still a gazillion brushes and extras to learn about. Anyone know of good tutoring videos?
I have started compiling a set of pictures for a book ad (of sorts). I intend to record the audio soon, and then edit together a YouTube video similar to how the Spilt Milk video was constructed.